Hey kids! Thanks to the magic of technology, I can now literally spin in my grave.

Like so many things over the years, Hallmark has once again channeled their creative and marketing forces to ruin our lives and spread apocrypha throughout the world. I am speaking of the new Hallmark Interactive Storybooks and Storybuddies. That’s not the way they spell storybuddies, but by leaving out the space I can also leave out the ™.

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