Startup

Startup: Back to the Dark Ages!

Phil Hooch, the man responsible for keeping the internet boilers running.

Yesterday morning I awoke to discover that someone had parked a car-tire on my internets tube. That, or it was clogged. Either way, it wasn’t working, and I couldn’t log in to AtomicToasters or Hooniverse. It completely threw off my morning routine.

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