Technostalgia

Talking at the Speed of Light

A quick perusal of the Nintendo corporate history on the company website reveals that the company burst onto the world scene in 1985 with the NES console system. Before that, let’s see, according to this timeline, absolutely nothing! Yep, Mario, Game Boy, Wii, that seems to be everything. Absolutely no reason to think that the company started way way back in 1889, and spent the first half of its existence as a playing card maker, transitioning to toys of all sorts, to include electronic gadgets, in the 1960s and 70s, before hitting the big time with the NES.

Thanks to the wonders of the internet, we aren’t stuck as shills for the man reciting some bland revisionist corporate history. We can tell the real story. The truth is out there! And that truth is, Nintendo came out with some quite nifty items in the time prior to the video game explosion. Things like the Light Telephone (full name is Opto-electronics Light Beam Telephone LT), a walkie-talkie system that utilizes a modulating light beam to transmit your conversation.

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Military-Grade Awesome

Walkie-Talkies: Not Just for GIs Any More

See the one on the right? The Archer “Space Patrol”? Yeah, I had it. With the Morse Code key and everything! It was awesome! My buddies and me could run around in our army man gear and fight off Commies invading Southern California.
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User Input

User Input: Made of Maple Syrup and Duct Tape

Today the people of Communist North Canukistan commemorate the day in 1982 when “Dominion Day” was officially renamed “Canada Day”. Nobody is quite sure what the original holiday was for; something about the British telling the new Canadian parliament, “Screw it. You deal with Quebec.”

Since Upper and Lower Canada united to ensure the [...]