For yesterday’s duel, it seems, I wrote my article far too late the night before, and neglected a few trivial details; details like, say, where these monsters came from. For those who didn’t catch up later, the Reavers are from Firefly and Serenity, and the Tyrants are from the Resident Evil series of movies and video games. That [...]
Arrive in a Prius and your coffee gets an extra flavor shot that smells reminiscent of urine. On the other hand, eventually the barista would get sick of hearing everyone’s awful attempts at iambic pentameter.
One ill-placed red sock the night before Palpatine and Vader were doing inspection at morning parade and it was all over. Onlookers would later report that trooper #403-1215897 managed to stay conscious while levitating for a full 15 seconds before his windpipe was crushed.
See Professor? Macs aren’t the dark side, and this picture proves it!
Note to our readers: The Official Atomic Toasters Unwritten Rules of Etiquette, Community Conduct, and Genuflecting expressly forbid engaging in a pointless, stupid Mac vs PC war which always end with two frothing troglodytes getting foam on the Linux idiot; therefore, you [...]
Ever since Disney bought Lucasfilm and announced they would be making Episodes VII, VIII, and IX the rumor mills have been going crazy. All I wonder is what happened to the Star Wars that I used to know?
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Keeps your beer extra cold, but won’t let you take a shot first.
“Your taste buds can’t repel flavor of this mag…” I forget the rest.
“Martha, there’s something off about my cereal this morning. Come take a look! Do these look a little short for a stormtrooper to you?”
Have you ever found yourself watching the science fiction space travel staple of your choice, and wondering just how fast the vehicle in that series universe would stack up against, say, your second favorite sci-fi space travel universe? Wonder no more my friends, because the folks at slate.com have got you covered. They [...]
How does this X-Wing compare to a Colonial Viper, which I could also afford?
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