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User Input: Add To Cart

That anti-wrinkle cream was a rip-off.

Today is my birthday, and as of first thing this morning, none of your presents have arrived, with the exception of the one from my mother. I’ll assume they’re all delayed in the mail. But fortunately I have limitless patience, so I’ll just continue to wait. Wait… […]

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User Input: Black Friday

"A 50-pack of 3.5" floppy discs for only $19.95? I'll take twelve!"

This whole “Black Friday” thing is starting to spread, and quite frankly I find it ridiculous. There are people camped out on the street outside a big-box retail store. They’re doing this to get sale prices. They’re doing this to get […]

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User Input: Buy Time

Today is my birthday. No, don’t go there… it’s a useless birthday year. There’s no reason to celebrate anything. I’m getting older, balder and more single as the day goes on, so shut-it. The fun part is that my family just gives up on buying me a present and just gives me money […]