Everyone knows the story of the Great American Romance. A boy and a girl meet at the soda shoppe, takes dad’s giant-finned Mercury to the ridge, watch the stars, drink some malt liquor, and make a little noise. The pharmacist would tell the boy that lamb skin maintains maximum sensitivity while failing to tell [...]
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People have long romanticized about the moon, so it seemed an appropriate topic for the celebration of the death of St. Valentine. Such a romantic thing it is too, brining us moonlit walks on the beach, and excuses for ignorant hicks to run esteemed scientists out of town. (FYI, we love you, Bill Nye.) [...] |
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