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User Input: Cheerios for Exhaust

As engineerdâ„¢ points out, Atlantis will soon return to Earth, and the only shuttles being built will be part of an eighth grade science fair diorama. I’m not as up to speed on the space program as I probably should be, but the successor to the shuttle program, named […]

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User Input: A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword

Last, week, when I asked how to refer to you, the Nuclear Opinion Reactor, I was met with a baker’s dozen of bread and toast related puns. It was delightful, as are you, the Geekland Comment Command. It wasn’t the first time either, as the Brown-N-Serve Egghead Patrol has kept the IntenseDebate databases […]

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User Input: And Who Are You Lot?

I may suggest to the staff that we change the name of this website to Atomic Treehouse. It’s like a club for overgrown kids, and I mean that in the best possible way. It’s like I have a bunch of new friends that I don’t actually know and who pretend to like […]

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User Input: No, It’s Not Actually Tiger’s Blood

My brother-in-law stopped by the other day while taking his spawn for a bike ride, and needed to fix a squeaky wheel. He burst in the door and asked me for “weasel piss” and I didn’t even bat an eye. I went straight to to cupboard and produced a spray can of WD-40.

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