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AtomicToasters Merchandise: Lurching Forward Into Oblivion

AtomicToasters Stickers are FINALLY available! [...]

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User Input: Add To Cart

That anti-wrinkle cream was a rip-off.

Today is my birthday, and as of first thing this morning, none of your presents have arrived, with the exception of the one from my mother. I’ll assume they’re all delayed in the mail. But fortunately I have limitless patience, so I’ll just continue to wait. Wait… [...]

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User Input: Spontaneous Success

At some point, we’ve all made the spontaneous impulse buys that we should be feeling ashamed of. A novelty coffee mug, perhaps? That T-shirt that reads, “I’m with stupid —->” or “Pull My Finger”? We’ve all done it, and we’ve all got some random pieces of crap cluttering up our storage space to [...]