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Startup: Killing Them With Irony

Doesn’t monetizing it automatically make it too mainstream for a hipster?

 

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Startup: Practicality

 

Remember, a true hipster never sacrifices style, moxie, or obnoxiousness for trifling things such as comfort, reasonableness, or reality. (The magnets keeping the little door closed are cool.)

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Startup: Deception

Thanks to modern media and computing, I just can’t tell if this is real any more. Is this a vintage photo of a young woman from the 80′s honestly excited to receive a new high powered Commodore 64; or is this a hipster using Instagram, ironically excited to receive a bulky new Commodore [...]

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Startup: The Past Looks More Like The Future

Google glasses? Bah! Tiny! Fragile! Bet the snap in half the first time you toss them across the room. Besides, you look like a douchebag in those things. Now this is what you need – fake retro 80′s Televisor goggles. Big! Chunky! Heavy! Non-functional! You won’t look like a douchbag in these, no [...]

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Startup: Obligatory Instagram Joke

I’ve seen a ton on Instagram jokes, and I agree with pretty much all of them. For some reason, this one summarized my sentiment the best.

Source: monkeon.co.uk

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Startup: Manual Instagram

Why subject yourself to someone else’s cloud based service to make fake-retro photos when you can buy your own machine to fake it for you? That’s right, real hipster douchebags don’t do what everyone else is doing. You spend a lot of money to look cheap and get upset when people [...]

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Startup: Where Is The Line?

Image blatantly stolen from the CBC.

CardboardTube and I were having a discussion about various toys pieces of technology we’ve used over the years, and which ones we got the best uses, and which ones were personal favourites. There were a couple of times when Cardboard made a comment about how he had [...]