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Startup: Might Be History

Some hipsters competing to see who’s ska ukelele vinyl is the most underground, as photographed by another hipster with one of those camera filter apps for his smartphone.

Or possibly listening booths at an HMV store in London in 1955. I can’t tell any more.

 

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Startup: Damned Lies

57% of original game boy users are alcoholics, but 99% of all retro game boy users who play ironically are douchebags. True fact.

 

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Startup: Tank Beetle

 

The ultimate hipster vehicle: retro, tacky, and awesome.

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Startup: Take That, Hipsters

It’s a crappy bathroom selfie, so it’s mainstream; but it’s an old-timey retro phone, which makes it cool and ironic or something. It’s all just too much, I’m going back to bed now.

 

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Startup: Chunky is the New Sexy

Nothing says “I’m cool” like a skin that makes your smartphone as easy to store and carry as a highway patrolman radio from the 80’s.

 

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Startup: Killing Them With Irony

Doesn’t monetizing it automatically make it too mainstream for a hipster?

 

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Startup: Practicality

 

Remember, a true hipster never sacrifices style, moxie, or obnoxiousness for trifling things such as comfort, reasonableness, or reality. (The magnets keeping the little door closed are cool.)

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Startup: Deception

Thanks to modern media and computing, I just can’t tell if this is real any more. Is this a vintage photo of a young woman from the 80’s honestly excited to receive a new high powered Commodore 64; or is this a hipster using Instagram, ironically excited to receive a bulky new Commodore […]

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Startup: The Past Looks More Like The Future

Google glasses? Bah! Tiny! Fragile! Bet the snap in half the first time you toss them across the room. Besides, you look like a douchebag in those things. Now this is what you need – fake retro 80’s Televisor goggles. Big! Chunky! Heavy! Non-functional! You won’t look like a douchbag in these, no […]

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Startup: Obligatory Instagram Joke

I’ve seen a ton on Instagram jokes, and I agree with pretty much all of them. For some reason, this one summarized my sentiment the best.

Source: monkeon.co.uk

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