Real romance is just a Star Wars reference away. “My wife would never go for that.” Then you married the wrong girl, that’s what I say.
Of course I’ve also said things like, “Nah, you got her flowers last year. She won’t want them again;” and “Screw it, pull the plug;” and “It’s not herpes. [...]
I was dumbfounded when I logged into InteseDebate to
bitch about Deartháir defend my honour and saw that there were people following me, Twitter style. Who could these people be? Trolls? Spammers? Masochists? How can I find out? Not as easily as you would think, or at least not as intuitively. Turns out you have to click the button that tells you whom you are following in order to find the button that reveals your followers. That’s just dumb. It screams, “Oh yeah, we should add this feature on here somewhere too…” like it was an afterthought. This isn’t even the worst I’ve seen.
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