Kosmos 954: Raining Nuclear Waste On Imperialist Scum

The imperial cowards of the west must be monitored, comrades! We will launch satellites that will use active radar to watch their ships and submarines as they try to subvert the people’s desires for their corrupt means! They will not be able to hide!

We will use a liquid sodium-potassium thermionic converter driven […]


Enter Chicken Little

All week we have been hearing of a bus-sized satellite that will be crashing to Earth either late today or early tomorrow. This, of course, has led our hyperbolic news media to make predictions of mass casualties should it hit NYC or LA or any other major metropolitan area. Calls have been made for NASA to “do something”. What, I have no idea. NASA is cool, but even they can’t defy the law of gravity.
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