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Startup: Crotch Rocket

I’ll give it 10 points for creativity, and 11 for sheer moxie. However, there are some obvious problems in the practicality department. Though, I guess if your goal is to tell people you’ve got a bike with a Rolls Royce engine, mission accomplished. Or is that a Saab?

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Startup: Priorities

For that one time you forgot to switch to private browsing mode.

 

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Startup: How To Worship False Idols

It’s about time somebody codified the law regarding cell phone usage. Some people just weren’t getting it. I’m looking at you, Professor.

 

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Startup: No Startup Yesterday

Sometimes no matter how creative you get, there still ain’t no signal.

 

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Startup: Parking Lot

Now that’s a lotta corn syrup.

 

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Startup: Killing Them With Irony

Doesn’t monetizing it automatically make it too mainstream for a hipster?

 

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Startup: The Scourge of the Seven, uh, Highways?

 

I wonder how many mp3′s and torrents he can fit in that thing?

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Startup: Holy Rocket, Man!

Sweet merciful crap, it really is a rocket man. Swiss daredevil Yves Rossy first flew his jet powered wing in 2006. Don’t get too excited for a real rocketeer style fight as it still lacks the spontaneity of the 1950′s vision of a rocket pack: he takes off by jumping from a helicopter, then [...]

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Startup: The Inventor of Sci-Fi

Hugo Gernsback (pictured here wearing television glasses in 1963) was an inventor and prolific writer. While his stories are largely regarded as pathetic as far as literature goes, the visionary settings they took place in earned him a place as the creator of the sci-fi genre. Today, the Hugo awards are given each year [...]

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Startup: It’s Never Too Early

Do you want your baby to be the only one incapable of identifying a threat, brandishing a shotgun, and dealing swift, holy justice? Start preparing for the zombie apocalypse early!