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Yes that’s right, another picture of the future (from 1982) where everything is white. The electronic banking allowed identity thieves to empty out your kid’s college fund, instant newswires destroyed journalism, automatic High Frequency Trades tanked that stock you were analyzing, most of the electronic mail is phishing scams, and those three [...] Wind power is one of the safest, cleanest forms of OHMYGODRUNFORYOURLIFE
All you need is a spare M113 and an angle grinder. And paint. And wood. And a beer tap. Don’t forget to put the tread back on or it just doesn’t look as cool.
In case you can’t read the date, that’s April 1988. First off, predicting a blue sky in LA should have set off somebody’s better judgement alarm. Second, did nobody compare LA at that time to 1963 and connect the dots in a sensible fashion? Here’s my forward-thinking prediction: the chrome and ivory future we [...] And I thought only coffee shops were supposed to have annoyingly whimsical names. Punsters, start your engines.
Nothing says “I’m cool” like a skin that makes your smartphone as easy to store and carry as a highway patrolman radio from the 80′s.
If you make a pictogram or say it with British elocution, people will believe you. Imagine George Plimpton saying “Cocoa, of course, comes from the coco-nut.” |
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