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The Cake Really Is A Lie

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For those who have everything, and who have more cake than they know what to do with, consider doing their gift shopping with this Kijiji ad. While the price is a bit rich for our blood, we can’t help but think it would be fantastic for keeping religious salespeople off our doorstep.

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  • https://www.facebook.com/alex.w.wise tiberiusẅisë

    We seem to have taken a rather dark turn today.

  • FuzzyPlushroom

    My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

  • ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq

    "I'll take two!"

  • OA5599
    • http://hooniverse.com/ Batshitbox

      How many extra points if it's a head from a nun?

    • ˏ♂ˊ mzs zsm msz esq

      It's a really good card game, a bit like Odin's Ravens, but more humorous.

  • http://www.automobile-catalog.com/ P161911

    I got these ads linked at the bottom of the page on Kijiji:

    Guillotines at Target!
    http://www.target.com/s/guillotines?ref=tgt_adv_X

    Second hand Guillotines! http://www.industrialmachines.net/search.aspx?act

    And Hasbro Toys?!?

  • http://www.automobile-catalog.com/ P161911

    I can't tell if that thing is full scale, a model, or just that tilt shift photo crap.

    • http://o2richenvironment.blogspot.com/ engineerd

      True. A real human head would be helpful for determining scale.

    • craigsu

      The other picture from the ad shows it outside, maybe on his back porch/deck? That perspective appears to make it life-size.

  • http://www.flowerpowerkc.com Alff

    The biggest problem with this ad is it doesn't say whether it's functional. If not, that's a dealbreaker. I've got no use for a prop.

    • http://o2richenvironment.blogspot.com/ engineerd

      Again, something a real human head would be helpful in determining.

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