Idiotic or Inspired?

A Better Pizza Cutter


Our friends at ThinkGeek have a better pizza cutter. For those who find cutting a straight line challenging, they have put a Picatinny tactical rail system on a pizza cutter and equipped it with a laser/flash light. Yes. You can cut your pizza in the dark with precision.

This is cool and all, but why not just up the power of the laser so I can cut my pizza with the laser.

[Image Credit: ThinkGeek]

  • cruisintime

    The Jedi mind control pizza Cutter…. On Sale Now!!!!! How many slices do you Think you want???

  • Number_Six

    Number of times I have cut a pizza at home in 2013: 0

    Number of times I'll cut a pizza with a laser-sighted cutter in 2014: all the times

  • OA5599

    They need to make one that overlays a grid on the pizza so you can quickly find the center. I can cut a relatively straight line on a pizza; the problem is ending up with uniformly-sized slices.

    • SSurfer321

      NEEDS MOAR LAZORS!! mirrors

  • As seen recently on The New Yankee Pizza Joint.

    • Norm's came equipped with the optional laser sight jig so that the beam can't go off course as he moves the cutter.

  • nanoop

    Is it dishwasher safe?

  • GTXEliminator

    What's the status on the AT shirts? Did mine get lost in route from the great white north?

  • I just use a BIG cheap chef's knife I have. It has about a 14" blade.

  • I like phasers better than lasers…

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