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optimus_party_timeCelebrating a more progressive America, Hasbro unveils a new line of gay transformers, starting with “Optimus Party Time”.


  • sawermassey

    "Next on Ice Road Truckers: Can Hanz's truck outshine aurora borealis?"

  • Toxic Avenger

    You must be this tall to ride this attraction.

  • CaptianNemo2001

    "It BURNSSS…*2 hours later* SSSSSSS!!!!"

    I will show myself out now.

  • B72

    Holy Alternator Batman!