OK, before you get all bent out of shape let me clarify: I own and have enjoyed Apple products. I have also owned and enjoyed other products. I would not call myself a fanboy, but I have been to an Apple store and it did feel very much like this. It’s like being in the crowd after losing the Stanley Cup. You may not be a thief under normal circumstances, but when someone flips a patrol car and lights it on fire, you can’t help but steal hair products from a broken department store display window.