While Nintendo sold children on a charming tale of a humble plumber taking an exciting fantasy adventure, the real story was more likely that after taking some “magic mushrooms” he tripped out and hallucinated the whole thing. Fortunately for the children, 8 bit graphics just couldn’t portray to truly horrifying things (imagined or not) that he would have encountered.









I always figured somebody at Nintendo had the hots for a girl named Audrey.
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Super Mario Mushnik…?
Little known fact, I played the voice of Audrey in a local production, along with a few bit parts. Some of the most fun I've had performing. When you're voice-acting, you have to over-act and ham it up, and god damn is it entertaining.
I knew trying to absorb all that culture instead of playing video games was a success when the first thing that popped into my mind on seeing that pic was, "FEED ME, SEYMOUR!!"
Is it live or is it Nintendo?
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