Today is my birthday, and as of first thing this morning, none of your presents have arrived, with the exception of the one from my mother. I’ll assume they’re all delayed in the mail. But fortunately I have limitless patience, so I’ll just continue to wait. Wait… no, I have very limited patience. Well, same idea.
The problem I always run into on birthdays and Christmases is that my wish-list is pretty much overflowing with silly trivial items that everyone always looks at and thinks, “Don’t be silly, you don’t actually want one of those, who would want that?” I would, for one! Hell, I could pretty much just go to ThinkGeek and click the “Select All” button. And they’re doing fairly well, so I can’t be the only one with an eclectic wish list like that.
What random gadget would sit on the top of your wish list, mostly because you couldn’t justify buying it for yourself?