Thanks to Josh Martin and Surviving the World for the original concept. Click image to embiggen. Print and post in lunch room.
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According to my wife here are two more data points that correspond to the same amount consumed:
"Hey everybody, close your eyes now… BEEEELCH!!!!"
Me sleeping on couch.
Somewhere between "We should do this more often" and "I love you man" lies Mrs. Alff being rudely awakened by Mr. Alff jumping on the bed. At least it used to be. She made it very clear a few years back that I should not do that.
I don't see the "You were slightly obnoxious last night" or the similar "Really, you're not normally like that?"
Yeah, I wound up there a few weeks ago… oh boy.
Or the ever popular "Who is that woman you were talking to last night? Why didn't you introduce me? Where do you know her from?", and on and on and on…..
Somewhere shortly after "I love you man" is where I transition to speaking Spanish nearly exclusively.
To be clear, I'm not a native speaker.
…but I've been told I'm basically on par with a really drunk native speaker when I'm that drunk.
But that's the sign that it's time to immediately cut me off or begin preparing for a rough tomorrow.
Te amo, amiggghhhhho
…pen*hick*pend*hick*pende*hick*pendjo..
I do that with German! But I have to give them credit, they're really good drinkers, so I don't sound anything like an inebriated German.
The Danes are apparently not such good drinkers – I was accused several times of being a Dane posing as an American to meet girls, because I did sound like an inebriated Dane.
So you got all loud, boastful, yet somehow simultaneously introspective?
I HAVE MORE PERSONAL INSIGHT THAN ANYONE IN THIS BAR!!!
Ha that's just about one of them I know. Then he'll go on about Niels Bohr or Hans Christian Andersen, get sad, then go on about his code, some philosophy about work, then canoeing, then some philosophy about nature, then challenge you to darts or pool…
Danes, like Seattleites, are prone to melancholy. I think it has something to do with the latitude.
I will read this again after I sober up.
This is a bullshit chart. Graphs and charts,that mean nothing.
Generalizations and assumptions.
Do you need to categorize and classify every Activity?
And of course I mean that in the nicest possible way.
My opinion may change after I sober up.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/GTclM.png" width="500" />
I think you're at the stage where you need another drink.
That'll teach Techie to spend all those hours putting together graphs for you lot!
I'll have him beaten. Again.