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Startup: Alcohol – The Cause Of and Solution To All of Life’s Problems

I was at a party last night, not a huge one, but enough liquor was consumed that I’m fresh out of ideas. So, as the title says, if it’s the problem then it’s also the solution. Enjoy this USENET classic.

’tis said…
the horse and mule live thirty years,
they never taste light wines or beers;
sheep and goats are dead at twenty,
they drink no liquor – water plenty;
at ten, the cat’s lost all nine lives,
no beast on milk or water thrives;
at five the birds are mostly dead,
they look not on wine that’s red;
but evil, wicked, rum-soaked men,
live on for three score years and ten.

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