Yes, and they're coming for you, Dearthãir...
Sweet dreams to all of our cat-haters here at Atomic Toasters. Just remember, you’ll never hear them coming on their cute little kitty feets….
And now…
Let’s dig up a golden age cartoon or two.
But first, a short message from the proprietor:
First up the 1942 feature, The Hep Cat:
Next, Kit for Cat, from 1948:
For a change of pace, here is Hippety Hopper from 1949:
We’ll end up today with The Aristo-Cat, from 1943:
And that’s all for this time. Sweet dreams….
No, no, no…
Dearthair likes kitties (and pussy, but that's another story…)
It's Mr. engineerd™ who is pretty exclusively dog-centric…
Well then, oops! I just wasted a perfectly good kitty-bomb.
Not wasted, Professor.
Just aimed slightly off-target…
From Jane's Veterinary Defense Weekly:
"The GMEOW-63 (Catnip Special) is an area
effect weapon, designed to inundate wide
swaths of land with fine colorful fibers.
These fibers clog filters of all kinds (laundry,
air, nasal) and jam electrical equipment and
tools, rendering them useless without major
overhaul. As a secondary effect, certain prrr
centages of personnel wil be totally incapaci
tated by immune disorders, and all in the blast
effect zone will be marked long-term by the
fibers, making restricted zone control easier.
Extremely effective insurgent control device,
especially when used in conjunction with the
GBU-124 (Kzinti Surprise) dewclaw cluster-munition"
Just pretend you were only trying to irradiate the land.
Remember? I was talking about how my kitties play fetch?
Yes, yes, and you also said that writing for for Atomic Toasters was a glamorous job and the rumors of weekly staff beatings was just a joke. So I'm supposed to believe you now when you say you play with cats and that the rumors of you liking kitten salsa are false? Pull the other one…
I said the weekly staff beatings were a "perk", not a joke. You're just old and hard of hearing. And it is glamourous. Well, it is when you wear that sequined bustier I sent you.
That thing pinches. This is more comfortable:
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<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Mollie_Sugden_as_Mrs_Slocombe.jpg">
Only tangentially related:
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" "I'm Freeeee, Mr Peacock…' "
Free to kick that little nancy-boys'
arse…
You might hear them coming if they have herpes.
When we captured our cats, they both had Feline Viral Rhinotracheitis or cat flu (which is caused by a herpes virus). Anyway, one of them was so stuffed up she made little snores every time she breathed. If we were looking for the kittens, we just had to be very quiet and listen for her breathing. (It turned out there was a secondary bacterial infection causing the sniffling, an antibiotic track and immune system booster supplement later, and she got her ninja mode back, can't hear her at all now if she doesn't want to be heard.)
Also, cats do not understand liquid nitrogen.