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User Input: Getting Down Is The Hard Part

The highest man in the world, Sir Edmund Hillary. Photo by Graeme Mulholland.

I stood there, motionless for three seconds that lasted five minutes. I took in my surroundings, energized by my daring and accomplishment. I briefly let sink in the splendor of my new vista, this unique view of the world I had granted myself. Then I looked down and realized the predicament I was truly in. Ensnared by branches, leaves, and bugs; one hand almost useless to me as I used it to hold the shears I had brought with me on this perilous journey. I contemplated for a fraction of second if in this moment I felt ready to die, if they found my mangled corpse on the ground, days later, would they notice a strangely serene and satisfied expression. Then I remembered the kitchen was a mess and refused to be buried with that hanging over my head and I resigned myself to make the perilous journey back from whence I came. I planned my escape from entanglement, took in a deep breath, and (shaking ever so slightly) made my way back down all four steps of the ladder. My trees had once again been pruned for the season.

I am not, strictly speaking, afraid of heights, but I am far from a thrill seeker. Though I can understand, from my own wimpy and pathetic exploits, that desire to reach dizzying new heights in defiance of gravity. And gravity is the law. And it’s fun to defy the law. That’s why getting high is fun.

Wait, I think I got off track…

Not counting commercial flights (or space shuttles for engineerd™s), what’s the highest you’ve ever been? Wait. What’s the highest altitude you’ve ever been?

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