Shutdown: Helmets? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Helmets!

Barry and Ivan slightly before the accident that left them forever DERP'd.

There’s probably a physicist out there in our readership that could explain how some gyroscopic force is keeping these two lunatics from catastrophically accelerating their frontal lobes into their foreskull, but ever since a childhood accident with a slide rule I become nauseous at the sight of an equation. Let’s just keep this liberal arts here: look at these two clowns!

Image: wikipedia

  • P161911

    When they get bored with this, they can try the same thing on ice with studded tires.

  • Wusses. Real men unicycle with clipless pedals.

  • dwegmull

    Somehow this still looks less nerdy than Segway Polo.

  • chrystlubitshi

    so.. my wife was walking by in the hallway and glanced through the door. She saw this picture and said "UNICYCLE HOCKEY????? AWESOME!!" but was disappointed that there wasn't much to the article. youtube searches followed. (she is a roller-derby girl– so not your normal woman ;))

  • Alff

    They wouldn't be looking so cool with a stick through the 5-hole.

  • SSurfer321

    I was going to comment on how bad-ass this is…until I noticed they were playing with a ball. no puck = no win