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Startup: Tin Foil Hats Required

Ironically, the people wearing tin foil hats are usually the ones with the least to protect.

There are two small towns in south-eastern British Columbia called Nakusp and New Denver. Their residents are crazy.

No, seriously. They’re all friggin’ nuts. They’ve got their panties into a bunch about the possibility of cell-phone towers being installed in their communities. They’ve tried everything they can to prevent it, but it’s boiling down to about two hundred people who should be put in padded rooms against the entire rest of the community. Two hundred people are foaming at the mouth and making as much noise as possible, while the remainder are simply not that worked up about it.

It becomes readily apparent why we mock this part of the province so much. Think of it as Canada’s little version of the Ozarks. Education? Who needs it when you’ve got snap judgements and half-baked conspiracy theories! Rational thought? We’ll not have any of that nonsense around here! Inbreeding? Oh, we’ve got some, but I’m sure there’s always room for more.

In Nakusp, one gentleman’s concern is that the installation of the cellphone tower will take his property — somehow magically — from the idyllic paradise with a view of the water that it is today to an industrial park, which will then degrade into a slum. In New Denver, their newspaper reporters are fabricating articles about how “most of Europe” has abandoned cellular phones in favour of old-fashioned cable communications. Perhaps our many European readers can chime in here. How long have you been without your cellphone, and why have you failed to mention this?

Perhaps the biggest problem is that it’s nearly impossible to defeat people who are willfully stupid. If people are just ignorant, you can try and educate them. When they’re aggressively trying to be less intelligent, there isn’t much you can do.

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